You will grow older and you will learn how to use the word "friend" correctly

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family." Me with my first paycheck:

Horrible era to be an adult

Sometimes I want to socialize but I don't want to talk I just want to be around like a cat

I can feel when someone’s asking questions just to collect information and not because they care. That’s when I start lying for sport.

Driving to my 9-5 job while drug dealers and 8 year old YouTubers are buying their third property.

If you are currently employed, you should try and do as little work as possible

Realizing I over-romanticized everything and they actually dgaf about me

Young Hoe, Interrupted

the final stage of being smart is acting dumb

Imagine thinking I'm quiet because you don't have access to the premium personality package.

broke ass seafood boil😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

This pose with the mic is so sickening

i've accepted that i'm lowkey not a good person

Job interviews are just two people lying to each other

I fart too much to ever be loved genuinely

Before we looksmax we have to personality bare minimum

"If you're going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh, or they will kill you." - Oscar Wilde