//DMs I'll explain. x.com/Abdullahbats/s…

Does this say Parker Industries or am I blind? #Deadpool

//LMAO

"No cutting!" x.com/FabledArrow/st…

"Who wants a can of whoop-ass?"

@ChocolateWebs "TRAITOR."

Seriously, Mate. You've got to stop following me. SECURITY!!! Ryan Reynolds Deadpool Movie

Barry Allen

"Ahh, Microsoft Paint, you are my only friend."

@SonOfTheOther "BWAHAHAHAHAHA."

@SonOfTheOther "-AHAHAHAHA." "Ha.." "Comedy gold right there!"

@SonOfTheOther "Like my wife!" [Dear god, I hope she didn't hear me.]

"Wait 'til my tumbler friends get you!" x.com/ArmoredHexagon…

"That's not what Trump said." "You gonna help out a homeless guy or not?" x.com/ArmoredHexagon…

"Jelly...Bootylicious." "What's the name of that song?"

"Thank you, redhead from across the street." x.com/JulieMadison_G…

@SonOfTheOther "You can see the square thought boxes too?" "Neat-o!"

"Old Man Logan, be dat you?" x.com/NOCHlLLFAM/sta…

@FucksSakeBatCow "YOU MANIAC!" "I wanted to slow-roast him!"