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“Why do you insist on coming back? I’m trying to help you, okay? My dad, he’s . . . out for blood and I’m risking a lot by not being out for it too.” He sighs, frustrated.

Blink. Holding a bag of takeout. Is now a bad time?

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✧☽⋆゜— x.com/i/events/14745…

Kinda just — hovering outside @heedIessnerd’s window on a drone with a wrapped present.

And yet, he couldn’t have made Keaton at least six feet even instead of five feet eleven. 🧍.

?!?!! WHY?

𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗋𝗒, ୭̥⋆*｡ ——— ˎˊ ˗ 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗆𝗒𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝖨 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾.

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Good afternoon. I woke up this morning and am making it everyone’s problem.

No, people hate you because you wear a fishbowl and have narcissistic tendencies.

🥺❤️✨❤️🥺✨❤️🥺✨❤️🥺✨❤️❤️✨🥺❤️✨🥺