Cum one, cum all to Teviot Underground tomorrow evening! ill!™ will be solving your personal Pride-related problems at a Queer AF Staff Pride Network special with Georgia Tasda, @thesimonjay and other fantastic acts!

Glowing feedback for our advisory services from one of today's most satisfied customers!

Absolutely delighted to welcome back one of our regular clients romina puma to the sick advice™ surgery at Cranston Caravan Club, next to Fireside. A problem shared is a problem multiplied! #IntoTheUnknown

Thanks for your precious advice. Go and get it she is very good!

Another highly satisfied customer feels l!ghter for dumping his load at the sick advice™ surgery #IntoTheUnknown #sickadvice

Some Sick Statistics #1.11 Since setting up our plop-in pop-up shop on Friday, your friendly sick advice™ surgery has managed to process 20 clients. We’ve solved 17 problems, created 2 problems and dealt with 1 uncooperative person who was themselves the problem #IntoTheUnknown

No time for sick advice™ during surgery opening hours? Not to worry for we shall be dispensing a healthy dose of ill!™ solutions to all your personal problems at 9pm on stage tonight in Kweer Kabaret with Mystika Glamoor at The Street PBH's Free Fringe #IntoTheUnknown #GLAMOOR

No Problem Too Small #0.0001 “My cat ignored me when I came home today. I feel hurt by her behaviour.” Whatever your problem, no matter how monumental or seemingly inconsequential, we will solve it with some sick advice. Drop-in after 5.55pm today for your quick fix. #EdFringe

Rain? Check! Nevertheless, the sun is always shining inside the sick advice™ surgery. Today we’ll be offering a FREE umbrella escort to and from our comedy clinic to anyone within a 5.55 metre radius as an integrated part of our service from 5.55pm onwards #IntoTheUnknown #sick

We're delighted to announce that sick advice™ surgery will be processing all your personal problems whilst p(r)opping up in the bar from 7pm tonight Leith Theatre as an added incentive for you to come on down and enjoy an epic line-up curated by Hidden Door #sick

Whatever the weather, you can count on the sick advice™ surgery to offer a reliably unpredictable service in the privacy of our highly accessible Portaloo premises. Plop-in appointments available from 5.55pm again today #edfringe #IntoTheUnknown #sick

Free That Friday Feeling! Why not offload the accumulated tensions of your working week with some sick advice™? Bring your boss and least liked colleagues with you to sort out the office’s politics once and for all. Drop in from 5.55pm for your 15 minute sesh #edfringe #sick

Providing the sickest service in town since time immemorial. Guaranteed. #sick #IntoTheUnknown

You, too, could be as grateful as this model client for our stellar problem-solving services if you pop along to sick advice™ surgery. Opening for the business of spreading merriment from 5.55pm again today #edfringe #IntoTheUnknown #sick

ill!™ saved our marriage #edfringe #IntoTheUnknown I guess it's another 6 years for us then zzen

Thanks, guys! Remember you follow sick advice at your own risk...

Yet another fantastic audience review for sick advice™ surgery: "Best 15 minutes of my festival. Hilarious and weirdly helpful. Best bit was I left having learnt some dirty German. Brilliant". Pop by for your own dirty German lesson/sick solutions from 5.55pm today #edfringe

The sick advice™ surgery operates a uniquely lucrative pricing policy aimed at deterring unintentional loitering in and around our prestigious premises. Drop in for your personal Free-2-Enter, Pay-2-Stay™ comedy therapy session from 5.55pm onwards @CranstonCaravanClub #edfringe

A Sample Sick Solution From The Surgery: "Forget human beings. Consensual sex with goldfish is the way forward for you." Swing by Fireside from 5.55pm today to receive a tailor-made solution to your most pressing personal problem #edfringe #IntoTheUnknown

The sick advice™ surgery is proud to operate at the fringe of the lunatic Fringe. Remember, if you’re a certified nutter just bring proof of diagnosis to your session to claim your crackpot discount. Neurotypicals, couples and threesomes all welcome too from 5.55pm #edfringe