I need loaded cheese fries.

MAN I'm really missing the training center we had at the Avengers Facility.

[he's spent the day doing something important he should have done long ago... learning the Bye Bye Bye choreography.]

I took Lucky to the groomer's and she said he WAS A VERY GOOD BOY DURING HIS BATH. Keep that same energy next time /I/ give you one, buddy!

Unless it turns out to be decaf.

[kind of second-guessing his decision to go out for a drink.]

Anybody want to help their favorite Avenger repaint a few empty apartments? ...No? Fair enough.

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Has anyone seen a boomerang arrow lying around? What– no, I didn't lose one, I'm just... making sure... there's none lying around anywhere...

LUCKY SNATCHED MY BURRITO–!

Every once in a while I'll still have dreams about being mind-controlled and /damn/ does it throw me off my game.

If somebody could just crack me like a glowstick in a completely non-lethal way, I think I'd feel a lot better.

Don't wanna talk about that day.

Hey, Pietro., did I ever tell you I have arrows named after you?