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Me when i get caught vaping at the train station

The best way to earn money is to already have money

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I would sing Happy Birthday using the name Mohammed, statistically most likely to be a guy with that name having a birthday somewhere

Quavo in Connecticut

When you try to change your underwear without taking off your pants

*hunger games cannon sound* Drake

THE HEART PART 6 - DRAKE

elon: let’s allow porn software engineer: um ok? elon: *walking back into the room 5 minutes later* hey can everyone see likes?

Please sir, can I ave some pussy? :/

Steve Jobs sent an email to himself 13 months before he died

What can be: Unburdened by what has been:

*hunger games cannon sound* Cody Ko

Not sure what this is from but I think it might be Marley & Me for brothers?

Imagine if they remastered Sims 4 so it actually worked

Snubbed… AGAIN

i just know his farts smell CRAZY

*hunger games cannon sound* P Diddy *hunger games cannon sound* Meek Mill *hunger games cannon sound* Chris Brown (again) *hunger games cannon sound* Usher *hunger games cannon sound* Cuba Gooding Jr (again)