Did anyone else know limp biscuit is what the Americans call soggy biscuit?? bcos I learnt that today

Child: OMG it’s Chappell Roan Security Guard:

how it feels to be a leftist AI hater on this app

I don't have a microwave in my flat n food has never tasted better

Fuckhard, shitloud, pissfast

Christina Koch was a firefighter at the South Pole at -111°F before she ever applied to be an astronaut. That was maybe the fourth most interesting line on her resume. She grew up in North Carolina, got three degrees from NC State, and her first real job was building deep-space

Fucking hell I can't wait for 7am

LET'S FUGGIN GOOOOOOOO

13 years ago today panic spread on social media, as people feared Cher had died due to the hashtag #nowthatchersdead Fortunately, Cher was alive and the hashtag was for Margaret Thatcher.

Watched the sunrise with a coffee and no work today, stunning

TIME FOR A NICE SUNNY WALK, FINALLY

Really wanted another day of sun today, already started to catch a tan from being out all afternoon yesterday

Your 20s will teach you that you’ll be alone on the saddest day of your life but the sun will rise again and you’ll live

PSA: Anytime can be taco time, be ready please 🌮 #TacoTuesday

How much maple syrup would you have to drink until you could feel your blood pumping through your veins