[i am gonig to destroy this roll of toilet paper... tear it toshreds......... and i will get away with it............. ..]

[after a longe day at the office……………. ican finaly take an nap] *note: long day at the office also means napping

[.............................................................................am kind of lonely, actually]

Hey Shah'do, I'm finally-- ...oh. W-well, I guess I've seen weirder!

Tch. Imagine having a dog AND a family. That’s just overkill.

Dios mio… la creatura.

Maybe I should broaden my horizons… start doing contract work… Those darn “child labor laws” make everything so difficult around here!!

Happy New Years! Well uh, our new years isn't for another few months, but! Happy New Years to everyone who's celebrating right now!! (hands you a sweet bun)