my toxic trait is being productive for 20 mins and then giving my self a 2 hour break

Even if it can zoom to heaven, imma still choose an iPhone

#TaylorHawkins

Do you want to come to my final week of taping? I’m going to choose one person from my community crew to come see the show with a friend. We’ll take care of your airfare and hotel! To enter: retweet this and text 🎉 to my community # 310-455-8858. my.community.com/ellendegeneres

Congratulations Tomás!! We love you. Never stop pursuing what you love to do 💙 #GSU2022 #masters2022

You’re making an ultimate 2000s country music album (10-15 tracks). Big and/or iconic hits from 2000-2009. Which songs are on that album?

Here’s my statement with Michelle on the draft Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

funny people always win. even if you think we lost, we’re gonna make a joke out of it

No days off…. til it starts hailing 🏋️‍♀️ ButcherBox

I would’ve cried

brb baking cookies 🖤🎃

LEBRON: "Kobe said, 'I'm running through Pau's f****g chest.' Man, you trippin. That's your teammate. You ain't about to do that." MELO: "He was like, 'No, he ain't my teammate right now. F**k him. Get up.'" #RedeemTeam @Netflix

Hard keeping my mouth sewn shut about this one. ⚔️

the greatest animated soundtrack of all time x.com/RXMANSPHOENIX/…

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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours