Purses his lips. "Come on, it's not like I'm scared or something!" In fact, he's still considering hitting on her—. x.com/ofgalrancloth/…

Don't do it Lance. "Well, you're close, they DO say I'm a pretty ama-zing kisser. ..Wanna find out? ✨" Save him. x.com/ofgalrancloth/…

"Break me? That sounds kinda—." Shows two open palms in surrender. "Uh, you know what? I won't push it, I'm gone." x.com/ofgalrancloth/…

"Geez, the ladies just aren't biting today. I'm off my game!" Slumps down into his seat.

Shoots what feels like five feet straight up from his chair. "Wh-What did I ever do to you?!" x.com/ofgalrancloth/…

"Having a good skin care routine isn't 'for girls'! Figures that someone with a mullet doesn't care about his pores either..!"

Everyone said that APPARENTLY letting Lance jump out from the inside of a three tier birthday cake would be a 'bad idea', so time to initiate Plan B.

◊Hunk Garrett◊ —"Hope you're still in your birthday suit buddy, 'cuz boy do I got a treat for you!" His lips purse and Lance's gaze is cast upward pensively as he rethinks his phrasing. "Uh, by that I meant--please have clothes on."

—otherwise—but Lance had a bad feeling about this. Brandishing his bayard, he warily looks between a pair of trees before focusing on Keith's back which walked in front of him. "I mean, not to sound like Hunk but, I'm pretty sure we've passed that tree twice now."

Scoops up a spoonful of goop and accidentally sends it flying across the table, the glop landing smack right in the middle of @redmuIlet's face. Lance blinks once, and when what he just did sinks in, a smile cracks over his face, "Alright! Sharpshooter strikes again. ✨"

Squints down at his paper as he writes, reading aloud to himself, "Keith's lion was red.. I used to pilot Blue.. Hm.. Oh!—I'm the better pilot and the one that'll go out with you.✨" A pause. "Urgh! No! I need something more,—more Loverboy Lance-y!"

"What?! Uh, no! I just—!" Was that a voice crack? ..He clears his throat into a fist, "Look! Leave this to me Shiro, I'm the pick-up line pro, and you're—." Comes to a realization as he speaks. "..the pro at everything else?" x.com/spacedaddyo/st…

"Uh.. Is that supposed to be a joke?" He has some concerns. x.com/spacedaddyo/st…

"So, is Allura's last name 'of Altea'?" Quirks a brow. "I mean I never really--Wait, I got this!"

Sliiiiides over to @AstuteRuler. "Hey Allura, do you have a last name? Because you can have mine." A sparkle tops off his grin right on cue.

Folds his arms over his chest, glaring daggars at Lotor from across the room. "How the quiznak does his hair even look like that after wearing a helmet? He's supposed to have helmet hair!" Like Lance gets helmet hair.