just remembered we’re about to be subjected to 4 more years of white male stand-up comics doing a mid trump impression in every set and got sad again

i just have a few questions for target about the choice of wording on this shirt 😬

i ❤️ my friends and they ❤️ me and i ❤️ how they take care of me and themselves and our community 🥰

Booty shorts that say “stop using me for character development” on the back

have you ever tried this one? #DWTS #DWTS500th

i think i receded into my own body hearing derek tell chandler she ate and left no crumbs. like he’s right but i didn’t want HIM to say it like THAT #DWTS500

yeah okay

it was brandon and rylee’s first freestyle and they ate the other pros up like… #dwts

CHANDLER GETTING THIRD #DWTS

CHANDLER KINNEY AND BRANDON ARMSTRONG YOU ARE MY MIRRORBALL CHAMPIONS IDC #dwts

has anyone ever tried eating liquid iv like fun dip? and how was that? asking for a friend

i am a 26 year old woman

there are tears in my eyes

wow i can’t believe i responded to two of the probably dozens of messages ive been stressed about responding to and it was so easy! anyway now im exhausted and it’s time to sleep for a few days

thinking about changing my sexuality from bi so i can be POTS and pan

there are like three different companies with three different products all called “aura” that have become staple podcast sponsors in the last month and it’s making me feel insane

we often forget newton’s fourth law: you will run into everybody you know at the store if you’re buying toilet paper. the bigger the pack, the more people you’ll see

Hey I’m the mayor of Town That Always Catches On Fire and I decided to defund the fire department because cops REALLY need that money for a tank to use on homeless people. It would suck if a fire broke out, but luckily that never happens here in Town That Always Catches On Fire.

one of the worst parts about being a fiber artist is when you put on an outfit and realize your WIP would go perfectly with it but it’s nowhere near done