ONE DAY premiered 2 years ago on Netflix.

i wish i was a writer 50 years ago just hauled up in a cottage sending out a manuscript once every 5 years but now ive gotta make tiktoks to be taken seriously

“ew you let your cat sleep on the bed” WRONG i let her sleep in the bed

i was supposed to be writing a heist scene today but got distracted googling the price of a pint in 1994. £1.50!!! absolutely fuming

I wish this was a joke but I edit as I write

tell me why i just got a targeted ad for bras that said (word for word) “POV your boyfriend makes fun of your small boobs”

angel numbers on the smart meter

my creature and i

yeah you could say i’m a bit of a gamer

got a deliveroo screenshot on my timehop from 7 years ago i got boba and it cost £2.90!!! even the small ones are like £5 now

all of this slapped btw

the current state of the world is all henry viii’s fault btw

so ive just learned that the ideal level of ferritin (the protein that stores iron in your body) should be 30-200 with 80-100 being ideal, anyway i had a blood test and mine is 5 no wonder i feel awful all the time

heheho 🦕

ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut UK and it didn’t come with olives so i phoned them and the guy on the phone just said “we’d usually remake it but since it was only missing olives we aren’t gonna do that”