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@ikeafaery

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i wish i was a writer 50 years ago just hauled up in a cottage sending out a manuscript once every 5 years but now ive gotta make tiktoks to be taken seriously

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i was supposed to be writing a heist scene today but got distracted googling the price of a pint in 1994. £1.50!!! absolutely fuming

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tell me why i just got a targeted ad for bras that said (word for word) “POV your boyfriend makes fun of your small boobs”

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got a deliveroo screenshot on my timehop from 7 years ago i got boba and it cost £2.90!!! even the small ones are like £5 now

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so ive just learned that the ideal level of ferritin (the protein that stores iron in your body) should be 30-200 with 80-100 being ideal, anyway i had a blood test and mine is 5 no wonder i feel awful all the time

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ordered a pizza from Pizza Hut UK and it didn’t come with olives so i phoned them and the guy on the phone just said “we’d usually remake it but since it was only missing olives we aren’t gonna do that”