on my way to a meetup i initiated when i was in an extraverted mood

there is 0 fish in the sea

there is no next bitch I AM DONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Me on FaceTime looking at myself & not listening

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year” Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

Yall be joking about falling in love in two weeks and i do not.

"The New York FOOTBALL Giants"

If you cuddled up with your boo right now watching movies I hope your wifi go out

Bih since you always right come do this parlay

I’m not chasing shit if being handsome don’t work den bitch it just won’t work

“who hurt you?” me mf i fall in love with whores

going to work and witnessing married women flirt with men on a daily basis is terrifying

Man. I just turned 26 and the only thing I can show off is a degree certificate and the fact that I haven't kms yet

hopped on madden and threw 2 fresh toasted italian steak & cheese with extra lettuce and mayo first two drives and closed the game immediately

Underdog NBA This is fittingly super cringe, but I gotta admit jdub/jwill just straight up commanding him to bark into the camera like he’s a new pledge in a frat getting hazed is fucking sending me 😭

Maxx Crosby on IG in 2 hours

i’m @ war with myself n bitches think i think bout them

Yawning in the club is definitely my brand

How those extra 10 minutes of sleep feel

Stop getting mad at the entire male population cus you picked a LAME ASS NIGGA