The Undertaker poses with an older woman, c. 1990s

I wish I could do just one thing really really well instead of 500 things pretty decently

we needa thicken our revenue streams

PSA: real men get turned on by turning their girl on

by age 27 you should have: • NO cash in the bank • ZERO honeys on your arm • SEVERAL chemical dependencies

u can drunk text whoever u want on christmas eve and new years eve. they legalized both recently

going to war (hanging out w family for the holidays)

men yearn to be sent on a quest

woke up feeling like this btw

Despite the outcome, I still wanna see my girl's dreams come to light.

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine

DJing is the most unserious thing that people take so fucking seriously

fuck sleep i just wanna watch coraline

Happy New Year! 🎉🪅🥳🍾🥂

annnnnd I saw someone die today. Thank you internet -.-