hear me out: fuck you

*Made YOU look like an idiot

I hate what this administration has done to this country

not a single major outlet is reporting on this, meanwhile we’re getting wall-to-wall coverage of chappelle roan’s bodyguard making a girl cry

rich people be having surgeries you never even thought existed

RocNation knew money was being stolen from their artist Rihanna, which is why the last 10yrs she hasn’t given that label any music or made them any money, she’s part of the reason RN is failing .. now her house is randomly being shot up over 10 times.

Eating Fruit and sitting out under the sun just goes together

70% of success is staying away from the wrong people

Yes! I’m either real freaky or real sleepy! Gotta act fast😂

Apple, I don’t need you to tell me that my headphones are too loud. What you need to do is blast these songs and grow the fuck up.

Accidentally Empire’d Abbott Elementary. Missed one episode and never went back to it.

I literally cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time

Having worked in a sperm bank as a semen analyst, those who ejaculate every 72 hours give us the best-quality sperm (in terms of motility, shape, and volume). So yh…

Shoutout to those who knew how to start this

First nigga to dunk on me gone be getting a different type of tech

my final act of love.

Delete this.

But y’all was ok with the White House Video depicting the Obama’s as Apes tho…. You’ll be Aight

i be thinking my ass fat and then i come on here and get outassed

Yo that parking lot chug will get you smacked IFYKYK