[Honestly, that should terrify anyone else, but not Ryker.] Did you need something? x.com/scientiadeligh…

// Friendly reminder that I deeply apologize for Ryker's existence

[Okay, it's one thing to ask for it. It's entirely different to even /get it/. The words "I'm tipsy" are loud and clear after his lips touch Ryker's, and he blinks when it ends, not helping but kiss back for a second till he controls himself.] ...Um. Have you been drinking? x.com/scientiadeligh…

Ryker today especially:

Yeah, because that slur proves absolutely /nothing/. [There's this sudden temptation to push him to further prove his point since he may stumble back, but no. That's saved for others.] Best we do nothing else till you're sober, buddy. [Pats his shoulder gently.] Consent is sexy. x.com/scientiadeligh…

Trust me, it's better for both parties. Even if both agreed before drinking or whatever—sloppy drunk kisses? Not my kink. [Ryker doesn't give a shit. It's just hand holding, so he doesn't even point it out. Just lets their hands stay like that.] You got soft lips, at least. x.com/scientiadeligh…

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[Mumbles tiredly to himself] I didn’t die and come back for this....

Well, shit.

...If it ain’t got rum or gets me lit, I ain’t interested.

// Oh goodie Twitter wants us to not cuss so much again well. Goodbye then fellas Ryker has no filter on swearing it’s part of his daily vocabulary

[He’s definitely lying. If Cara made ‘em, he might buy a slice....]

Tch. Warping wasn’t that hard.

[Grins cheekily.]

Some days, I exist. Today that’s like...half and half.

🎶 Insert Angry Dooting Here 🎶 • New to #FFXIVRP • One of many WoLs here to yell • Multiverse / Multiship • Kinda selective • Spoilers definitely possible • Mirrors detail • Not strictly canon, AU’s are good • RTs are much appreciated! 💜

[Squints.] I sense h*rny shaming. [For some odd reason.]

You don’t need anyone’s validation. Just do what you want. Be h*rny on main. Don’t let your dreams be dreams.