I could run a nigga over and he would get up and get in my car and still fw me like I ain’t just break every bone in his body

them: bet you got all kinds of ppl in your phone my phone:

Closed legs get fed too, I hope yall know you don’t have to fck for everything😩

Yall still booking Mexico trips don’t say shit when you wake up to sb shoving cocaine up your ass

the 1st on the 1st Sunday again😍 Know March will be good to me as well!

Kids love telling you that you’re not coming to their birthday party, Idgaf 😂

i used to cheat and look at shoes. idgaf

going without sex is easy y’all just lustful losers

if yo bm dont get niggas and turn into creepy connie dont even add me gang

I didn't avoid teenage pregnancy just to become a step mother. My first child should be your first child too.

Idk a nigga telling me he want me to have his baby sound like a threat & I might call the police

I’m this old 😂😂

if you think fireworks are loud, try opening this in the middle of the night

Jarvis butts was found dead in prison?

U ever smoke by yourself n say "I'm high af" 🤣🤣🤣 bro nobody else is with u

i be thinking my ass fat and then i come on here and get outassed

niggas with huge ass mamas be the main ones hating big ppl like ????? why tf don’t you hate that fat bitch that birthed you???

can yall hoes stop letting niggas crack so easily, now they think all of us suppose to give the cat up fast✌🏾