“I’m having his baby! No I’m not, but you should see your faces!” #TTPD

using “fresh out the slammer, I know who my first call will be to” as a metaphor for finally being single and wanting to date matty healy is such an insane thing to admit in 2024

Aaron Dessner seeing that we are all liking the anthology tracks better 🤭

HUGE DAY FOR GIRLS WHO NEVER MOVED ON FROM ANYTHING

my ttpd review:

me if defending jack antonoff was a crime

reassuring my baby that no title track could dethrone her

my soft ass kinda feelin bad for being a part of the crowd chanting “!!!MORE!!!” like damn shorty im sorry 😭😭😭😭

post malone it seems i've grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa's orchard

No I’m actually tired of the debut slander. Tim McGraw? Picture to burn? Cold as you?! The OUTSIDE!! Teardrops on my guitar? Should’ve said no? Our song? IM ONLY ME WHEN IM WITH YOU??!!!! THESE SONGS ? YOU THINK THESE SONGS DESERVE LAST PLACE IN UR ALBUM RANKINGS? bffr

NIALL DAY RAAAAAAH

what do you MEANN 😭

"Female rage?! What would Hayley Williams say" Hayley's shirt :

biggest debut stan in the world i fear

H-O-T-T-O-G-O that's that me espresso what if he's writtteennnn mine on my upper thigh i could eat that girl for lunch TRUTH DARE SPIN BOTTLES he laughs at all my jokes and he says i'm so americannnn i beg you don't embarrass me motherfucker

again thank GOD we are mourning the shows and not the people

if this becomes a fake-deep internet quote that locals post everywhere without knowing it’s from a gay one direction fic i’m gonna laugh forever

i will never get over this song not making it out of the vault

and to think these two at some point spent half a decade apart ☹️☹️☹️☹️