Who else eats their Fruit Loops with egg nog? Anyone? Ho Ho Ho!

I feel like me with white hair. With black hair I feel like Haggrid. Ho Ho Ho!

*wink wink HO HO HO!

Elf on the shelf? How about...

Iron Man 3 is indeed a Christmas movie. Should we make an Iron Santa movie? Ho Ho Ho!

I’ll send Dasher over with the sleigh and pick you up!

Okay, but can we also set aside the evening of December 24th?

If there’s no milk and cookies left out for me. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩Ho Ho Ho!

Should I sell the Naughty List as an NFT? Ho Ho Ho! 🎅🏼🎄🎅🏼🎄🎅🏼🎄

Your next task is to stop asking for cash. It ain’t gonna happen. Reindeer health care plans are going up next year.

Can confirm.

I prefer the inflight meal on the sleigh. Cookies, gumdrops, and cake! Hi Ho Ho!

Supply chain issues are no issue when it comes to gift cards. Just sayin. Ho Ho Ho!

I go hat-and-belt-only when delivering to warmer climates. Hey, you're not gonna see me anyway. Ho Ho Ho!

Wanna hear me and a bunch of celebs read Twas The Night Before Christmas on iHeartRadio ? In 3D? You can! iheart.com/podcast/139-th… I always thought 3D meant 3 reindeer, but what do I know? Ho Ho Ho!

Weird how my phone keeps auto-correcting "Christmas" to "Chromecast." Ho Ho Ho!

Inflatable-me just seems wrong. Ho Ho Ho!

I got Blitzen as my secret Santa this year. He left his steaming present on my doorstep. It's a new iron! Thanks dude! Ho Ho Ho!

Don't worry. Travel bans don't affect me. Ho Ho Ho!

Instead of milk and cookies, could you leave out your wi-fi password? Ho Ho Ho!