So who’s playing the new Ye this weekend? And who’s NOT? 👀

Tonight someone held up their phone requesting Slut Me Out. While Slut Me Out was playing. And I think my brain broke.

Just heard an ad for a Hennessy margarita and 🤢

Move in now move out

It was all a dream…

Y’all think Mike Jones still has the same phone number?

When you give someone a rate quote and they respond within 2min asking for a better price.

Just watched a kid on the train solve a 10-sided Rubik’s cube thing in like 5 stops. And I’m just sitting there like

How’s your night going?

That earthquake was rough, I hope everyone is ok.

You got this, bestie.

Okkkkk Kendrick 🖤

Everyone please rise for the singing of our national anthem 🇺🇸 🎆

I get it now: they gave us those “spot the 5 differences” photo games to prepare us for meeting people from dating apps.

Damn. Flex still playin R K*lly on Hot97. 🙁

In Target looking for the NY Times. I ask if they had newspapers. Girl was like “what do you mean”. I’m like, “daily newspapers”. She looked in the app & was just like idk. I said “ya know, the NYT”. Blank stare. SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A NEWSPAPER WAS. I’M 6000 YEARS OLD!

Just explained to my cat that it’s daylight savings so the government says she has to wait an extra hour for dinner. She is not amused.

✨chefs kiss✨

Hot take: not a fan of when bands play a show that is just one album in its entirety.