Newspapers love writing headlines that make no fucking sense

The HS marching band across the street keeps practicing Bad Romance over and over again… it’s 8am

24 days until the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade

Me piecing together articles in middle school for a school paper

Best buds

Newsday.com/matt

Vaccines that require 3 or more doses within 12 months: -Diphtheria/Tetanus/Pertussis -Polio -Hepatitis B -Human papillomavirus -COVID-19

Rudolph, on that fateful night, agreeing to guide Santa’s sleigh.

Me, age 7, after a cheer competition

why do i always worry so much about the future? there’s so many great things in front of me

Gonna rewatch all of “Baskets” cause it’s so fucking funny and Louie is so beyond in it- heartbreaking and hilarious. My absolute all time favorite character/show😢😢😢

Ladies and gentlemen, I present a sleepy boy taking his sunday nap. Enjoy.

Local radio hosts are the only influencers I trust

I wrote a 5 page script in an afternoon for a writers room job that I’m probs never gonna hear back from so links in my bio if anyone wants to read- it’s a workplace mockumentary set in a physical therapy gym ;P

You go to the store to get pasta, what shape are you getting?

Love a good hotel hallway.

Pls lower my casket to Judas by Lady Gaga

trains