@blakeshadowcat Stops dropkicking. "She's /my/ teammate!"

@blakeshadowcat "I saw her first!"

@blakeshadowcat "Pshh, whatever, cat."

When you see the booty.

Neko mum is sad. Which makes Coffee mum happy.

"Coffee mum don't care about Neko mum."

"Because there can only be one true mum. And that's Coffee mum."

"Coffee mum is best mum."

"No buts. Come give Coffee mum a hug."

"Good bunny." Snickers.

"Traitor."

"Glynda is probably going to die."

May or may not be sleeping with her minigun beside her.

"All I wanted was some tender loving time with her.... Yes, it's actually what you think."

"Oooh~"

Goes back to sleep with her minigun, half naked.

"...I swear, I'm not high."

Day 1: Apparently, everyone is making these entries, so I guess I should too. Fuck you all. That's it.

Day 1.5: I better be fighting in the next episode.

Tfw you don't have a Velvet account to ship with