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Alan Jones

@ihasacrayon

Fantasy Writer/Aspiring Author with an upcoming trilogy. First book in beta reading phase and second book is being drafted.

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I was just thinking how much easier Nioh 3 is than the other games when I ran into Hiruko. God damn that dude is a menace.

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The phrase "brevity is the soul of wit" comes from a 4 hour long play full of extremely verbose dialogue and lengthy monologues, written by a dude who loved writing 4 hour long plays full of longwinded speech, said by a bloviating idiot who is consistently wrong about everything

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Just absolutely hilarious how intimidating this pic is despite the fact that the lining of Severian’s cape is the same pattern as your grandma’s couch.

Just absolutely hilarious how intimidating this pic is despite the fact that the lining of Severian’s cape is the same pattern as your grandma’s couch.
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This post is exactly why we don’t need a new Scary Movie. All the best parody ideas will have been done to death months before it comes out.

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After Netflix One Piece I’m really ready to believe this might be good, but after Lazarus I no longer trust Watanabe to make an automatic banger.

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Heard the Emerald Fennel adaptation was an absolute trainwreck so I figured I’d do my homework so I can fully appreciate the suck.

Heard the Emerald Fennel adaptation was an absolute trainwreck so I figured I’d do my homework so I can fully appreciate the suck.
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This is easily the bitterest, most hateful and toxic family I’ve ever read about. Makes the Lannisters, Farseers and the couple from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Wolfe seem perfectly harmonious by comparison. Solid book tho

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They closed the ER clinic right by my apartment and replaced it nine months later with….another company’s ER clinic.

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Incredibly pedantic not to put Expedition 33 because it isn’t made in Japan. The only thing about that game which isn’t pure JRPG dna is the berets.

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getting stuck on a video game boss or challenge, sleeping on it, and then beating it on the first try the next day has gotta be one of the best feelings ever

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To celebrate the release of Daughter of Crows, I'll send a free signed copy to a person chosen randomly from those who retweet this post! 😮

To celebrate the release of Daughter of Crows, I'll send a free signed copy to a person chosen randomly from those who retweet this post! 😮
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Wasn’t a huge fan of the Chainsaw Man ending but it definitely fit the barely-sensical, fever-dream, exactly 6/10 vibe of part 2.

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If you are not caught up on One Piece, this is your sign. It's rapidly approaching true endgame territory, and any spoiler that hits the TL from this point forward could fundamentally effect experiencing it fresh.

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I can always tell a book is special when I intensely hate the main character and love the story anyway. 9/10 God damn that ending was amazing.

I can always tell a book is special when I intensely hate the main character and love the story anyway. 

9/10 

God damn that ending was amazing.