A desperate attempt to impress a Klingon woman sees George going through the Rite of Ascension. Kramer's new home cleaning product ends up wiping out a species of nanites.

klingon festivus viral video feats of strength

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

Inappropriate spoonerisms, go! I’ll start: gee whiz

Is there anything more gratifying than perfectly applying a sticker on a Lego piece?

I love editing with Lightroom Mobile on iPad. Touch UI FTW! But vital features from Lightroom Classic are still missing!!! Adobe Lightroom Adobe Care when will you add edit history and virtual copies to LR CC/Mobile? They’ve been fundamental to the utility of LR since 2007!

That’s not how you pronounce bruschetta, god damn it.

Weekend shower thought: in French, William Shakespeare translates to Guillaume Secouelance. The interwebs have since informed me that the more common translation is Guillaume Remuepoire (“shakes pear”, not “shake spear”).

At what point does Elon Musk start charging for the privilege of blocking him?

Is there anything more insulting than getting cold, unmelted cheese in an overpriced burrito?

Playing Punch Out. Great Tiger is bullshit.

Enterprise D fan service ftw

When the TL;DR is longer than the preceding content.

What do they call a blind dinosaur in Australia? An Idontthinkhesaurus.

Is there anything more frustrating than not being able to watch streaming content you downloaded in your home country while traveling abroad, due to copyright laws? I’m looking at you, Disney+ and Paramount+.

Cube-shaped croissants are, by definition, not croissants.

IKEA would make a killing if they bottled their signature perfume of sawdust and cinnamon rolls.

The next #startrek action figure should be Self-Sealing Stem Bolt.

Stephen Miller has quite the punchable face.

“But her emails”