Now Jon's having an age crisis.

He doesn't remember if Sansa had rabies.

Bran once coughed up a whole pigeon.

Jon only bottomed for Satin. This is a PSA.

They made Rickon a pillow out of those feathers.

Yeah, maybe Rickon was born feral.

SON IF YOU DON'T-

GRUMBLES IN WOLF

"I have the pick up truck parked by the tree." He'll be stubborn until he's dead.

The man flu is real.

Lord Elrond has spent three days sleeping.

It feels like slow death.

Might as well write their eulogies.

Lord Elrond requires burgers. He's starving. But his hair is fine.

Avenge them.

|| Drunk History, but all the ASoIaF characters tell the stories of their historical heroes. Drunk Jaime Lannister telling the story if Arthur Dayne. Just... Yes.

The winter is claiming another.

|| My heart goes out to Kit. It takes a lot to reach out when you need help, especially with addiction. I just hope people be respectful and give him his space.

Jon's out in a t shirt right now.

Fight it with all your southern heart.