Don’t send porn to minors.

GRRRR I HAAAATE MARIO (FOAMS FROM THE MOUTH) (RIPS CLOTHES OFF AND HOWLS AT THE MOON)

R.I.P. 😢😢😢

If I open Twitter tomorrow and my account isn’t suspended because of this reply I am going to be very surprised

This is my new account follow it or perish

I AM CURRENTLY BEING HAUNTED BY MY PAST DEMONS

#mario35

hey guys i’m back!!! this is totally real!!! follow me you cowards!!!!!

hey everyone looks like it's been 2 years since I made this account. i would say ive come along way and all that jazz but this is actually a scheduled tweet and quite frankly i dont even know if ill still be in the parody community by this time so in the case im not how it been

that's it? no odyssey 2?

this account sucked stopped lying to yourself

fun fact: everytime you die in mario you die in real life

parody twitter more like garbage why did i waste 2 years of my life in this place i could've been doing something better like reading a book or touching grass

ok good bye i'm going back to forgetting about this account i'll probably never actually come back and if i do i hope someone snaps me out of it