*She's singing to herself 'Murder is Acceptable If You Don't Get Caught!' with a Chocobo trill.*

Pleasedonttellmycousinimgonnakillagodwithouthim

... .. ... ... *She sprints off after Lahabrea the Creator.* HEY. HEY. LAHA! E N R I C H M E N T.

ENRICHMENT!!

//Three of them what are they plotting

Against my better judgement, M…. Mistress Venat has decided today would be a wonderful day for a journey. Last time we did so years ago, we ended up lost for hours.

*murmur* My lack of direction destroyed our soles that day...

/THIS WAS A HORRID PLAN/, WE GOT BESTED BY A CAT AND YOU GOT SMACKED BY DOLLAR GENERAL GOLBEZ Lahabrea the Creator

["You ruined a perfectly good shard, Igeyorhm. Look, it's got patches!"] Shut. Up.

"OoH lOoK aT mE, gOlDeN bAhAmUt—" God, what a yeetable little twat.

*BITTER OLD FART, she's gonna go cause another calamity and get a drink.*

Ugh. And the arrows.

...tanuki.

*THROWING HER HANDS IN THE AIR.*

["THE PRICE IS RIGHT" fail horn sound effect]

*She opens her mouth to—* ["sure Jan"]

DO YOU MIND. 😠

I'm aware of several concepts, but the idea of a moogle pompom as a PEN—

You're quite welcome, I'm not even tipsy this time.