My only therapeutic goal now is to talk to myself with half the encouragement and kindness with which I speak to my dog.

In honor of Pat Robertson’s passing, I would like to share this touching tribute. Thoughts and prayers. youtu.be/EXPcBI4CJc8

Show tonight! 8pm! EastBurn! Free/ by donation. Please come. Bring friends. Get there early to get a seat! Please retweet!

Excited to have the hilarious Dahlia Bell on the show tonight! Free comedy! EastBurn! 8pm!

Tonight! Less than an hour!

Tonight 8pm! EastBurn

Check out this wonderful drawing that the very talented illustrator Terrence Nowicki did of the performers on Monday!! Please come back next Monday and every Monday for more funny comedians!

Tonight! 8pm! Free/ by donation. EastBurn has really good cold air conditioning!

Heading to EastBurn! Very good comedy, AMAZING AIR CONDITIONING! free/by donation!

Some drawings by the very talented Terrence Nowicki of last week’s comedy show! Please come out tonight for another amazing hilarious cute show! 8pm EastBurn.

Tonight! 8pm! EastBurn!

Tonight! 8pm! EastBurn!

So excited to have the hilarious Jamie Carbone on tonight’s show! Get there by 8pm to get a seat and a raffle ticket.

Monday!

If your lips are chapped you can rub a chocolate bar on them. It won’t help, but you are allowed.

A man just tried to show me how to use the bus fare reader. (I know how. I’ve been riding the bus for 100 years.) I had my headphones on, but they weren’t turned on so I could hear him, but I just pretended they were turned on and that I couldn’t. Just pretend you can’t hear men.

Why does no one tell women about boxer briefs? I didn’t learn about how great they are until my 30s. Who is gatekeeping comfy crotches? I blame big pocket Illuminati.

Tonight! 8pm! Free Comedy! EastBurn!!!!!!

I am a therapist from Seattle. I am the poorest Frasier in the multiverse.

I went to elementary school. I know some people refer to it as grammar school. It’s weird that I know multiple people who say they went to “grammar school” who also say “I don’t use pronouns.”