This guy did a review of getting robbed and I’ve been HOWLING 😭😭

So yes, half cabbage, half mango. I am only family to those who see me as family. Ese o

Going from anxious to secure is beautiful. You’ve stopped obsessing & trying to get ppl to see you & start remembering how to see yourself. You go from being the emotional first responder in every dynamic to just being now. If you’re not here yet, do this;

I’m mixed as well. Mum is Igbo. In my entire existence, nobody from Igbo land has ever called me a “bastard of Yoruba land” But the amount of Yoruba people that have called me that ehn. I’m usually indifferent to these things so it doesn’t move me. But I recognize the difference

You people will not kill me on this app.

If you can watch your partner struggle with anything and you don’t even attempt to help out in any way, cos it’s “their duty” then you’re a wicked person who probably does not love them in any way. True love is considerate & sacrificial.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re worrying about something, take some time to pray about it every single day. This was me the last month. My heart was so heavy but I continued to pray and in the past two days, I feel light and have a positive spirit. Prayer works.

Can’t fix electricity, can’t explore space, but hey, my soup is better! Complete losers.

One of the smartest people I know has written an article on Medium. I’m sharing it because that’s his expertise, teaching! And he’s so good at it! medium.com/@chu.ngwoke/co…

Were you not advised by the traditional council to stop parading yourself as the King of Ilukosi-Ijesha? The people rejected you because of your nefarious activities, including terrorizing the entire community of llukosi and threatening the lives and properties of people living

we trapped in the biggest band for band in history

AdaIgbo It’s 2025! I won’t be traveling anywhere to be honest. If they have zero web presence means they don’t want to do business..

If you make me the head of FRSC in Nigeria. I can reduce accidents and make the roads safer in just 90 days. It’s not rocket science. I’ll start by expiring all driver’s licence. We’re starting afresh.

“if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and night:

She doesn’t know what “nee” means? I can’t understand.

Away from the bigotry and tribalism discuss, 2 states have been demystified following the last elections. Edo state and Rivers State. All the “who goes”, “Edo no dey carry last” have been meaningless. We have seen you people in true form, and you are just like everyone else 🤣

If a 30+ Nigerian man dates you for one year and he’s not the one discussing marriage, it’s never going to happen. It’s either you run or you accept your divine role as his nurturer for the woman he’ll marry after only knowing her for 6 months.

Ah! If marriage is your goal you and your partner should be discussing 6 months into a relationship. If it's not being spoken about, break it off by year 1. It will be hard but worth it. Men will happily take you on a aimless ride for decades if you let them.

No fear. Still enter. I never kuku marry anyone.

Nigeria is 6th best ke? The rest of the continent is doomed then😭