People sleep on us but I believe United will perform better than you think.

If you think I'm going to be awake at 12am tonight to watch Manchester United's irrelevant pre-season game, then you are absolutely right.

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The older I get, the more I understand why some people choose to disappear and live a quiet and private life.

Newcastle when they're in negotiation with players and Man United walks in.

🚨 Rúben Amorim: “I want to stay at Manchester United for 20 years”. “I truly believe in that, it’s my goal. I know that last season I used all the credit, now we move forward”, told BBC.

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make offer to RB Leipzig for Benjamin Sesko. Proposal €75m + €10m - reflects #MUFC valuation of 22yo & they believe striker favours Old Trafford. No reply yet from #RBLeipzig. #NUFC also working to close deal The Athletic | Football nytimes.com/athletic/65252…

Newcastle trying to convince players to come to ST James’s Park..

🚨💣 Benjamin Šeško has reached total agreement with Manchester United on personal terms. Contract until June 2030. Šeško wants to join United, clear feeling revealed yesterday here. Never gave similar indication to other clubs. 🔛 Club to club talks with RB Leipzig continue.

Let’s go Manchester United 💪🏼

When life gives you Lammens... 🇧🇪 Welcome to the club, Senne 🤝

Geometry is based on angles, curvatures, & proportions Whenever you use angles you're assuming the numbers (e.g. triangle has 3 angles etc..) Whenever you use curvatures you're assuming infinity Whenever you use proportions you assume scales & distances All founded on numbers

DJ Akademiks tells Atlanta to leave New York alone when it comes to Verzuz battles. Ak says 50 Cent would spank T.I. and the whole Atlanta scene in a Verzuz battle only Future can compete

🚨🎙️ Thierry Henry on Michael Carrick and Manchester United: “People can laugh, but if Manchester United keep Michael Carrick, they are genuine favourites for the Premier League next season. What he’s building already looks more structured than most teams above them. The scary

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Well done, boys! 🔴 Close enough 😉