Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.

Whoever released this statement needs to take Trumps microcock out of their mouth Jesus Christ

IVE TAKEN A MILLION PSYCHIC DAMAGE I love her so bad. She is the penultimate scrunkly. Her beauty. Her grace Show stopping

Absolutely devastating text to receive from my best friend in response to me telling her that my fast asleep hubby just curled himself around me and snuggled his head into mine

No thoughts head empty (I love her so much)

MINDING MY BUSINESS WATCHING TRACKER WITH MY HUBBY AND WE GET TO THE DRAMATIC REVEAL AND JENSEN FUCKIN ACKLES WALKS OUT OF THE DARKNESS? HELLO

GOD

NEW PETALKITS SHADOW LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO

CRIME SCENE CLEANER UPDATE DROPPED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Happy birthday to my favourite creature on this website!!!!!

the ones with Doc Hudson are by far the best because WHAT.

Perhaps I may have to write Phinbella fanfic

GIGGLING SCREAMING KICKING MY FEET

WAH MY POOKIE SURPRISED ME AT WORK WITH A TEA

SPIRIT HALLOWEEN OPENS SOON BARK BARK BARK

This stupid dumb app be like “ONE TIME OFFER” and then spam my phone with notifs for me and assault me with popups trying to sell it to me ONE TIME OFFER MY COCK. GO AWAY

Wheatley Portal 2 is THE character ever