Realizing a nigga don’t gaf bout you will humble tf outta you😭😂

n i’m paying for my OWN valentines maintenance n treating my OWN self for valentine’s day, so ik how the rest of my year rey go

chilling at night and suddenly getting that random wave of sadness and all of the memories come back

🎀

imagine hating me and I’m at home like this

how it feels to be on the last day of ur period

Me reading twitter in the morning like it's a newspaper.

When you set an alarm at 6am and it’s actually 6am

love love love

Chicago Hottie’s life FLASHED before her eyes after throwing a live crab and instantly started thinking about what happened to Aspen Kartier 👀😳

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm and suddenly it starts raining

me when the liquor starts to hit n i start to talk more

My Wife and Kids don’t even have a theme song. They come right on funny as hell

i love me a long haired hispanic girl like

Hayden used to be some pressure boy

Was she mean af? Yes. But was the face card immaculate? Also yes

when you wake up thinking it's few minutes before your alarm goes off but it's actually the middle of the night

How I walk to my room after bathing when I’m on my period.