GAY BACON

god… it’s brutal out here

it's so hard being this funny, with a fat ass, AND a ushy gushy gorilla grip. I don't know how I survive.

Me having flashbacks bout the last time i saw him

i don’t think the weather impacts my mood until it’s 55 degrees in february and suddenly i start texting things like “life is beautiful” and “i think i’m going to be okay”

Your man is balding and your child will inherit male pattern baldness

I have a question for girl dads who voted for Trump, You say it’s your job to protect her. So if a year from now, she is lying in a hospital bed dying from sepsis after being denied miscarriage care, what will you say when she asks you why you didn’t protect her from Trump?

Men moaning is SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTT

“but he’s too old for you?” me:

calling men stupid and creepy for three minutes straight in your debut song automatically makes it the best debut ever

So many men have clearly never seen a woman up-close in their whole lives

idols i personally think should do a dance challenge with xlov: -allen -hyeju -woongki -onlyoneof -hanbin -isa -bain -chungha -bang chan -umji -yoonsung

#XLOV has surpassed 60,000 copies sold on Circle Chart with all their albums.

no but actually. being sappy for a sec. this was done almost 100% by mouth to mouth promotion by EVOLs and it's so beautiful. it's hard to make it in a small company with 3/4 foreigners, let alone with a queer concept. i hope XLOV know this love is consequential to their courage