This, but unironically tbh youtu.be/O5dmxBUbzBU

I'm now on S3 of Brooklyn 99 and my main thought is that Jake is a terrible police officer and should have been fired at the end of ep1.

Ok grumpy semantics time. The lower house of the US federal legislature is called THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES, not Congress. Congress is the collective name for the legislature that comprises both the House of Representatives AND the Senate.

I wish I were joking

I'd be curious to see if people's attitudes RE: devolution, mirror their areas of policy interest - e.g. transport nerds favour lots of devo, whereas trade buffs tend to prefer centralisation

Nothing exposes how melt-heavy the British commentariat is quite like letting them run their mouths on American politics

"I accidentally introduced Formula 1's senior management team to Middle Eastern folk music."

Jono Read I fixed the sound for you.

DUP MEP Ian Paisley denounces Pope John Paul II as the Antichrist when he visited the European Parliament. Paisley was then punched by fellow MEP Otto Von Hasburg, former crown prince of Austria-Hungary (1988)

"I like remembering the existence of Robbie Travers." - @Chreeeeeeeeeees

"I either have to piss everyone off or have sex with my teacher..." -🟢🟡 Adam Higgins 😄😄

"Never once have I felt physical desire for a woman. It's very embarrassing."

If BoJo ends up PM again it would be very funny if he starts his speech with the Ken Livingstone "As I was saying before I was so rudley interrupted" line

Ok, dumb question time The Room was shot on film and digital simultaneously with adjacent cameras. 2 cameras at slightly different angles. Does this mean that there's the potential to release it in 3D and nobody's bothered to do it?

Serbian Eurovision entry doing foil/épée technique with a sabre 😡

Tried weighting Eurovision public vote by country population (each pt multiplied by country population) 1. Finland (6.1bn points) 2. Norway (3.8) 3. Ukraine (3.6) 4. Sweden (2.9) 5. Israel (2.7) 6. Italy (2.6) 7. Moldova (2.1) 8. Croatia (1.9) 9. Poland (1.6) 10. Albania (1.3)

Absolutely nothing but respect for the woman walking through Euston station in a Mandalorian helmet

no racing incidents or flags? i miss him.