This is not satire. Trump says he’s been wondering if he could slide down a helicopter rope like SEAL Team 6 — and says, with a straight face, that he wants to try it sometime. This man is a clown. 🤡

Whale Team Six

This just in, we are moving to carrier pigeon voting for the midterms. Something about polls not looking good or something like that. 🧠🚫 #idiocracy

Trump picks up a note from Rubio, clearly not meant for prime time. The world is inching closer to #idiocracy every minute. #IdiocracyCoin #PoliticalOops #MemeCurrency

🚨 BREAKING: Trump is NO LONGER giving Americans their promised $2,000 STIMULUS checks. He claims: “When did I say that?” He is trying to back out of giving the $2,000 stimulus checks. Claims he gave military $1,776. I’m embarrassed to be an American today 🇺🇸

Who done it? #idiocracy

But any member of congress can put up any bill. “Rep. Camacho puts forth Bill to legalize nacho cheese flavored steroids.” The house still needs to vote on it, ya boobs. #idiocracy

"Argentina's done it. Russia's done it. Turkey's done it. Venezuela's done it. And Zimbabwe's done it. It's a thing that tin pot dictators do... right before starting a hyperinflation and destroying their own economies."

Every press conference is basically reality TV anyway Donald Trump stopping everything to watch the side show was… on brand. #idiocracy

Who else wants to take a wheelbarrow full of money to buy some eggs? #idiocracy

The Patriot Oasis™ Senator Thom Tillis

POTUS flipping the bird to a factory worker is normalized. 1/4 years in the books, everyone! 🚫🧠 #idiocracy

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This year’s Nobel participation trophy. 🏆 🚫🧠 #idiocracy #NobelPrize #Machado

Declined 🚫🧠 Holy fucking #idiocracy

Thanks, Elon Musk I’m growing at an above average rate for my age 🚫🧠

idiocracycoin🚫🧠 Elon Musk We're aging faster than Gen Z on botox!

legen 🚀🌕 where the f are you storing 10 million pennies? 😅

Donald Trump delighted to accept Excalibur from The Lady in the Lake. 🚫🧠 #idiocracy

He is …. Inevitable #idiocracy 🚫🧠