Israel Defense Forces Sperm Retrieval (Parody) (@idfspermunit) 's Twitter Profile
Israel Defense Forces Sperm Retrieval (Parody)

@idfspermunit

The military sperm retrieval unit operating 24/7 to protect and preserve the strong seed of our fallen soldiers 💦🫡 (Parody account)

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calendar_today20-11-2023 02:24:03

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This soldier & Kissinger were among our most difficult extraction operations, but we are proud to announce our success in the field despite all odds.

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This is actually a training demo for our unit to show how we begin retrieval operations in the field. Unfortunately, we do have to pump our soldiers full of the best drugs American taxpayer money can buy to make it bearable working 24/7 in our soldiers’… terror tunnels.