being an angel every day is hard work

me trying to have a good time in public after opening the “Exam 2: Graded” Canvas notification

Mom: “Don’t wind the dog up” Me:

y'all are always like "listen to that voice in your head"... bro that mf wants me to kill myself

tik tok didn’t appreciate this so I wanted twitter to see it 😔✌🏼

Can’t believe I used to understand this stuff

When you realize that you have to tell your name, major and a fun fact AGAIN to another group of people x.com/Nocontextvideo…

Work : Your time off request has been denied Me :

New shoot with #alexhainer at distance

they don’t like the stringy bits on bananas either!!!! i don’t know what i’m going to do with this info yet but it makes me happy to know.