Nadie te advierte que la vida adulta es básicamente preparar pechuga de pollo de diferentes maneras.

cómo odio a las putas perras motos en verdad son el enemigo de todo México

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

me dio dizque por ganar en dólares y ahora tengo que trabajar un jueves santo como una pecadora

WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS FOR A STATUS UPDATE ON A TASK YOU FORGOT EXISTED

Tomorrow is Monday again!!!!!!!!!!!

Cuando tu jefe te pregunta cómo vas con lo que te pidió:

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn’t see that email until you’re emotionally ready

Para mí es mala educación agendar llamadas a primera hora de la mañana, después de comer, después de las 15, los viernes y los lunes. Podemos hablar de 10 a 11:30. martes y miércoles. Jueves prefiero que no.

He tenido más presión para comer proteína de adulto que para drogarme de adolescente.

Adulting is not doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you’re tired.

I'm an eldest daughter which means I'm automatically irritated by your incompetence because l was never given room to be imcompetent. I won't be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

In office days vs. WFH days

LinkedIn: someone looked at your profile Also LinkedIn:

If you messaged me “Hi” on Teams with no context, I am leaving you on read until you give me something else to work with.