when you've calculated the amount of sleep you're gonna get but you can't fall asleep so it's getting lower

I’m so happy for him. Thought with SPN being off air that was the last of him. That’s what happens to a lot of these long running tv shows. Proud of all of them 🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾

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Man 🤣🤣🤣 bees normally mind their business idk wtf this one was on this morning Then my dog slow af like girl I run YOU run wth Black card revoked immediately

“do you think i wanna be looking at you? that i wouldn’t rather be looking at my wife? i’m married, i have responsibilities, she… she doesn’t drive me crazy, she doesn’t make it impossible for me to feel normal” MAKE ADULTERY SEXY AGAIN ‼️

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticized everything

Crashing out in the gc and no one responds

evan peters on the set of ahs13 getting ready to play tate langdon for the third time

Rewatching Basketball Wives as a more mature woman, you couldn’t pay me enough to be around them bitches. Tami was the better one for leaving. And Jackie don’t count cause ima always love me some Jackie. But the other girls were very mean girl, not giving girls girl.

Yes

A million dollars

num dia vc ta assistindo esse filme e de repente boom vc tem mesmo 30 anos

When you reject a man and he calls you a “Wh**re” rather than killing you and your entire family.

Why everytime I pms I have the constant urge to off myself wtf is this

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genuinely how it feels whenever I remove my last pad

a real whore never forgets