"You take o n e hunting trip off-world, and you come home an uncle. . . . To be fair, though, unconventional of a plan as it was, Loki's charms got him out of trouble in the end." x.com/theAsgardHeir/…

Hmm... She can practically feel Adam || Parody lurking around. A small smile tugs at her lips. "It's been a long time, Adam."

((Wonder why my muse for all of my accounts goes on holiday for months at a time... Couldn't have anything to do with having to mute a metric ton of ads and surveys just to SEE my TL every time I inevitably come back, could it? Pssh... /nah/, that's not it. Hmm...🤔🤔🤔

(832): If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask

Food is often a simple solution, he does know that...no? x.com/magustempi/sta…

Her expression gives little away, but she very nearly chuckles. Midgard's newest Sorceror, gaping like a fish. What a sight. x.com/magustempi/sta…

She isn't sure if it's too late in the evening or too early in the morning, but... Well. Either way, she's awake. Joy.

Bi update: Feeling magically bisexual.

Well. This is happening, then. Not that she minds. "..Hello." x.com/AsgardianDrunk…

Fairly amused, yes. "Forgive me, Strange," she allows the barest hint of a smile, "But a man of your talents shouldn't be this easy to rile." x.com/magustempi/sta…

"I thought you had taste, Hela." x.com/DameOfDamnatio…

"/Thanos/ is a dispassionate lunatic with a penchant for torture." Then again, she /is/ speaking to the Goddess of Death... "Perhaps there really is someone for everyone." x.com/DameOfDamnatio…

Her complete aloofness is noted, and draws a smirk from Skadi. Raising a brow, she regards the strange woman with interest. "Alright, there?" x.com/AsgardianDrunk…

"Hmm, yes...and usually, it's the result of some mayhem /you've/ caused." x.com/MischiefTricks…

A dark brow quirks up at that. "Really, Loki?" x.com/MischiefTricks…

"Says the self-proclaimed God of Mischief." He understands the definition of irony, doesn't he? "You'll forgive my hesitance to trust you." x.com/MischiefTricks…

She'd be a fool to; anyone with half a brain would. "Then at least you're a self-aware trickster. That's something." x.com/MischiefTricks…

Bi update: I'm real depressively bisexual.