My deep-seated anxiety of annoying others is at the core of my low self-esteem. I can read into anything and everything. A one-word e-mail from my boss? He must be pissed at me. People whispering just out of earshot? They must be talking about me. The list goes on and on. #ADHD

How do I find moms who code, & want to re-enter the workforce? I've co-founded a startup in SF, and we're looking for engineers. Where are the throngs of moms who left tech b/c companies want you to pretend you have no kids? DM me if that's you.

Important personal announcement 📢 Due to a company layoff, I am now seeking new employment. - GSEC certified - 2 yrs SOC exp - OSINT / research / TI exp - Master of Library & Information Science - Philadelphia or remote Please RT for reach. Thanks. linkedin.com/in/tzmaleeff

Me: I want to be Captain Marvel for Halloween. Wetfireworks: I want to be fat Thor! Me: 😕

What was your favorite piece of swag that you received at or from #DianaInitiative2019? We're trying to make sure only the most useful and appreciated items come back next year. RT for reach - thank you!

Tired of cleaning fee, she loaded us up wearing a pretty outfit and best perfume. Flirted with technician and played like she was the dumbest blonde that ever lived... ...while he explained exactly how to clean it just like he does. Never went back to Sears lol. 19/x

Thank you media outlets for introducing me to White Claw. F'in amazing.

A cashier once carded me and got mad when she saw I was 38. "Some of us aren't blessed with good genes." Sorry?🤷‍♀️

Done and done!

Ugh, I just put myself out there to die on a hill. A family member posted on Facebook that a teen girl's worth was based on how she dressed. I pissed on that idea, royally. This kind of shit, aimed at children, is what perpetuates sexism, espacially in the workplace.

Peanut butter is gross, especially with chocolate. 🙃

I live in California but I live in the mountains where it snows! 🏔

On the 12th day of Christmas, #ADHD gave to me: 12 emails avoided 11 bills unopened 10 hobbies started 9 piles of laundry 8 cups of coffee 7 hidden late fees 6 interruptions 5 LOST KEYS 4 hours of sleep 3 missed texts 2 restless legs and a lifetime of low self-esteem!

mood: wanna be a woman standing at the head of a briefing room terrifying men with mathematical equations

"Out of site, out of mind" is a common trait for ADHD. I can barely organize my thoughts regarding what is around me, much less things outside that scope. However, since my diagnosis and meds, I now want to send birthday cards to family members 3000 miles away. #neurodiversesquad

Yes! Let's get this all out in the open, we will all benefit from transparency. 🏫: BS Comp Sci; MBA ⏳: 14 years 🏷: SW Analyst Sr (L4) 🌎: Denver, CO, USA 💸: $130K base plus $8K bonus #KnowYourWorth

I'm not sure whether to be sad or glad -- my 10-year-old son has more conference calls than I do, this week. 🤣

You people are the worst people I’ve ever peopled the earth with.

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