Night Church is classic

"My client had no hand in this. The state can't even produce one fingerprint. I'm committed to carrying him through this."

I think Elon Musk and Secretary of War Pete Hegseth can beat this.

Oscar Pistorius kind of walked so this guy could sort of run

This is trash. There's not a single mention of SEC rings, waterbed financing, or the weight and authority of certification as a notary public.

If I were a tabloid headline creator, this photo would go like this: "KING SHOCKS AT ROYAL OUTING: Others gasp at unusual gesture" Because royalty are TAUGHT not to place their hands inside trouser pockets. Try to find a photo of European royalty like this. Hard.

vbspurs Head of state finally reaches into own pockets

This rule absolutely rocks. Keeping the human element but humiliation shaming umps into being better

Jarvis is about to ruin wholesome Japan posting and we might have a moral obligation to stop it

Hockey brings people together

Now that he has ingredients, Jarvis has plans for tomorrow

A story about Prime Pork

Colorado's Jarvis Files law must be moving forward

A hilarious April fools video made by the police

DC Streetcar was a 10-year taxpayer-funded cosplay of a real transit system: a 2-mile vanity trolley for consultants, contractors, and morons with planning degrees. The bus beat it. Reality beat it. Even DC finally beat it with a shovel (or stopping further shoveling).

It's the Red Sox' biggest fan

Our moon. Our Gold medal. Our Stanley Cup. Same thing.

because you can’t open windows in space