yes bro, the 70 year old chefs at my job that we call auntie and uncle fw me!! they don’t speak english but uncle gave me a chip #imup #lovejob

everybody should shut the fuck up about bush. “we love bush!” the internet says.. i know it’s fake love, no more of this

i can’t stand a baby monkey video when they start fighting, it ruins my mood

worst night of my life: i’m in my apartment on the first floor, asleep, it’s 1am, in a collage city where girls in hello kitty onesies are downing buzz balls and screaming at my window. i wake up to the sound of tiktok audios and shrieking. i stare at the wall and think.

new wave but the kind where there’s horse neighing in the background in the intro

oh beautiful girl, your boyfriend should not have gauges

let’s just say if i was on that plane, things would’ve happened a lot differently

how white girls feel after posting the n word on main

shartckoe bottom bc it’s really stinky over there

did you guys know trains could go backwards #what!

do you guys like bjork

2am, i’m locked in on Epstein alien conspiracy tiktok, and harrison is watching minecraft on youtube opposite sides of the spectrum

I hit the pen and started thinking about how Sammi is such a fake bitch and j wow should’ve beat her harder

harrison “do you hate lucy dacus because she’s fat?” me “i didn’t know lucy dacus was fat i just don’t like her” *pulls up a picture* harrison “what the fuck, that’s lucy dacus? oh wait i’m thinking of abby lee miller”

preferably a katana sized cigarette and then i die

fucked up off the horchata pen

thank god i was never in that chocolate factory, wonkas chocolate donut hole would’ve been the first thing in my mouth

“oh yeah i moved to richmond a year ago, how’d you know”