(Feverishly) I need a mystery to solve

/ oh my god you’re a lifesaver

Okay first of all what does that mean. Second of all. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

.. I’m always gonna worry about it, so.. I’m good! Besides, something’ll crop up soon. It always does. I think it’s WORSE when I’m anticipating it!

nobody do anything illegal please

NO IT’S NOT?

jawbone you’re being a bad influence

putting myself on a leash and taking myself to a pier

⠀no ⠀matter ⠀how ⠀cleverly ⠀you ⠀sneak ⠀up ⠀on ⠀a ⠀mirrorˏ ⠀your ⠀reflection ⠀𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 ⠀looks ⠀you ⠀straight ⠀in ⠀the ⠀eye.

i have to gorgug it’s the only way i can stay sane around here

"you will bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and bleed and," it went on forever.

GET ME OUT OF HERE #MyTwitterAnniversary