In my game, I built a square.

I was the PA that paid over $3,600 in Margot’s pink fines. I tried wearing coral & peach, nothing. Tried asking the seamstress on set if she could help but literally every pink piece of clothing was being used for the movie, this was my job and now I’m living in my car

game tomorrow. #KCBABY

The feckless traffic blarts at MCI arrivals aren't worth the 50¢ pea whistles that they're apparently unaware of dangling at their necks.

The first woman president will be cool, I guess. I'm still waiting for the founders' vision to be fulfilled in the first GAMER president tho

This chick doesn't even know PV=nRT

Do you ever find yourself lying awake in the middle of the night and realize you can always hear the highway? You can always, everywhere, hear the highway.

Crying over that Sainsbury's commercial again.

No one has ever called someone "sweetie" in an internet comment section and had the moral high ground. Respect people online, please.

I think we should all be more complementary and positively reaffirming to each other. Let's start by everyone telling me I'm pretty.

This time next week, we’re making history with the best fans in the world 🥰 Thank you to all our Season Ticket Members who came out today!

*sees a popular video labeled "wood turning"* *clicks* *turning resin*

They make the rugs that dirty.

Raising fur babies ain't easy.. s/o to all the skin parents out there!!