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Sorry not sorry Ryan Reynolds 😂😘 #PCAs People's Choice Country Awards

I don’t even like pizza but I do love how upset people get over this debate.

It’s 28 degrees outside right now and this is what my yard looks like 😐 #ottawa #ontarioweather #canadianspring #whatseasonisthis

“no one remembers the weird thing you said at that party” actually the weird thing you said has become a sacred inside joke that bonded several people at that party together forever

7yo just asked what will happen to ghosts when the sun dies in 5 billion years (if they do exist). So far, the only thing I’ve come up with is space ghosts. Help? #parenting

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

Just saw my eldest off to her first day of (junior) high school. Now back to sleep until my regularly scheduled programming 😂

I patiently sat through a 75 hour story about my daughter’s dream and then said wow daddy would love to hear this.

So, um. Is it just my yard that looks like this? #ottcity #ottawaweather

12yo just woke me up an hour earlier than necessary to text me “ok” in response to a text I sent her last night. I sent her this, and now I’m going back to sleep until an hour that is less ungodly.

“Ghosts” – Super Bowl Commercial Number 2 👻 #GhostsCBS #WeBelieveinGhosts #LetsGhosts #SuperBowl2024 #SBLVIII

Am I a person who tweets about sports now? What is happening?? #SuperBowl2024

Yeah. I mean, I have a preteen daughter. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Usher at the halftime show

12yo has noted that Kelce needs to be as swift as possible when he catches the ball. #SuperBowlLVIII

Shout out to the @octranspo red vests on Wellington calling out directional information to the masses. Very helpful and appreciated. Happy Canada Day! #octranspo #canadaday

Two parenting milestones they never tell you about - the moment your kids stop wearing any adorable thing you pick out for them, and the moment you could not buy something they would wear if you tried.