Today is my birthday, so I hope you'll indulge me as I share an oldie but one of my favourite ever photographs. There I was, kneeling in the damp grass, taking a shot of the view from Higger Tor over the golden fields in the last light - and around the rocks peeped this little

Stephen Fry's a traitor, then. #CelebrityTraitors

Bake-Off, Stacey and Joe, and Sewing Bee, all bunched up at the same time. Not ideal scheduling, is it? #BBC #Ch4

Monkey bread? Monkey? Bread? #GBBO

It's just tear and share bread. They've totally made up the monkeys. #gbbo

Now that I know their monkey bread doesn't contain actual monkeys, I have stopped watching Great British Bake Off. #GBBO

I've never noticed before how much Venice looks like a duck.

Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much." United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧

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Jeff is at the vets, waiting for his gentleman operation. The girls gave him a good send off by jumping on his head #catsoftwitter

Paddington absolutely taking it to the decline of the Royal Mail service. Scathing.

Is Trump on Ozempic? If so, it's done wonders for his ankles. Fair play.

Republicans against Trump

It might feel a bit early, but I’ve had so many requests already… My 2025 Christmas Cards are now available to pre-order gailmyerscough.co.uk/christmas-cards

Just called a frying egg a vicious little b@rstard. Only in my head, though. I didn't want to hurt its feelings.

Autumn is actually Latin for "Everything is spiders"

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A few of the beaded trees i made this week. .MerylinmoonUK #art #wireart #Handmade #trees

I love them so much! 💃 #TakeThat #TheOneShow

Firework wankers are out already.