Three doctors were yelled at in the making of this gradual inching toward...whatever is waiting for me at the end of this. I just don't want to see Pepper and my boys cry again.

Aw, but it's so tempting 😈

I do??? Why didn't anyone tell me

I guarantee I would still be sexy

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the sexiest clown of them all 🤡

I /am/ the clown

That was 4% my dreams and 96% what was expected of me because of who my dad was. Also 1% me just wanting to see if I could

Open truth? I only want to do something /good/.

Putting one of these at all the entryways to my birthday bash.

Don't worry, we can beat the system. Sit on my shoulders and I'll carry you in.

Sheesh. Kids these days.

I am gorgeous, why don't /I/ get to have cute threesomes?

Can't you at least try? Pretty please?

Draaag him

Spell icup

Captain Grandad won't let me experiment with cloning after what happened last time.

[Pisses on Howard Stark's grave, for the funsies.]

What a beautiful day to keep disappointing my father.