Adulthood is realizing when you’re on your last straw, there’s always a laster straw!

Somebody said they thought this was Yung Joc and I can’t unsee it now 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Somebody else said “if ladies and gentlemen” was a person Y’all crazy lol

No way.

Marrying a complete stranger is insane. How much does the show pay?

Idk which one of my guys needs to hear this (hopefully none)… But if you are courting a woman, kill the middle school sex convos. I promise if you don’t ask her favorite position you may get to find out. So cringe.

Yall ever watched BABE? Im about to make the kids watch that. Lol

Spaghetti is personal. U gotta make it for yourself/household only. Cuz I have to have peppers and onions. And if it’s premixed, Im gucci.

Pay a bill. Pay a bill. Work. Work. Work. Change your oil. CARD DECLINED! CARD IS LOCKED! Change your password. 2 step verification. PERIOD! Unload the dishwasher. Change tire. 4 TIRES! WAKE UP! Work. Work. Work. Food is bad. Apple $9.99. Skincare. Sunscreen. Protein. Protein.

Lotta ppl say it tho!

The two rings I wear everyday, he made them for my mom before I was born. 😊

I texted my brother. He replied: That’s gay. Send that to Daddy. 😆

If black families could actually live under the same roof as each other I feel like we would all just be so up in life . Because why is 4 different family members who still see each other almost every other day all paying 2500 rent and everybody live 10-15 mins from each other.

WHEW! 👃🏾❤️

I feel you sis. But the baby…

#4 bus swiped somebody’s car on my block this morning around 7:55 and kept goin.

The phone bill needs to include the subscription.

I had to look up gauche.

Who fwm?

Every month I get cramps, I walk around all day saying “I can’t believe this shit.”

I have so many pics of the kids twinning with their dad while sleeping. Cute.