“Idk I’ll see” = not coming over, never was coming, never even considered

Idk who needs to hear this but throw away the box your iPhone came in. You don’t need it. You’ll never need it

Dillion Danis is wild, imagine having your first born and this is the first thing you do lmaoooo

Anyone that bites an ice cream doesn’t fear anything

“ur so calm” thanks bro I gave up on life

Me waiting for the cashier to notice me after I messed up the self checkout again

Girl: sorry I’m late I was stuck in traffic The traffic:

Sorry I didn’t answer I was watching this guy and his two sons camp out in middle of the Alaskan wilderness chopping down trees to make a fire

Do you all ever just be sitting there and think, damn this is real life

Talking to her at first: 💗😊🌸🌈🧸 The other side I didn’t know about:

My playlist is so hit or miss I’m either happy, depressed or a gang member

Let’s goooooo #bellatorbelfast

Guess my dishwasher knows how many loads it’s taken and is okay with it

I feel bad for anyone whose birthday isin December - it’s completely overshadowed by an old man with a giant sack

Google searches for “VPN” after new porn laws went into affect in Florida Y’all are down bad

When your sleep pattern is so messed up it loops back to normal again

How teachers feel after winning an argument against a sleep drives 14 year old at 8:45am

How top players (who play 10 hours a day) feel after winning against someone who is just trying to feel better after having a bad day at work

Real

Chill out TikTok, I live in Ireland 💀